Today’s texts between me and Pat, during my lunch hour (and JUST getting to work).
8:00 Code word: pickles! Love!
8:02 LOL
10:27 I love you
12:18 Lickle the pickle and tickle my boy!
12:24 The waffle is a pretty beige plaid pattern. Also. Blueberry. That is all! GOOD DAY SIR!
12:25 I just face palmed
12:36 I SAID GOOD DAY!
12:38 Also. Fuchsia.
12:39 The colors man. THE COLORS! I can taste the rainbow of awesome and it is loud!
12:43 I would like to state for my defense: I have only had 24oz of caffeinated beverage in the form of canned Mt Dew. This is all (insert bank name here) kool-aid. Really, the whole teller line is bouncing around our confines. Don’t drink the kool-aid! Or do. Up to you!
12:49 We have been found out! New code word: bird! Bird is the word! Caw twice and I’ll know it’s you!
1:01 Huh. An entire box containing 1000 packets of sugar, and coffee stir straws. You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
1:02 Pretty Matt give my wife her phone back
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1:03 Oddly, not what I was thinking!
(Pretty Matt is our friend who is indeed very pretty and also, named Matt.)
I think his long gaps of silence was him trying to not encourage me. Which backfired since I then decided to make each new text more fun than the last to try and get a reaction. Also, really, there was no shutting me up.