This is the counter post to the things I hate list. I’m leaving off the obvious stuff like family and oxygen because, dur.
In no certain order.
This is by far my favorite food in the whole world. I don’t care what kind of sauce or whatever they have on them. It can even be just buttered noodles. I love noodles.
The kind where there is no puckering and you are lucky if the baby mouth is even closed. They are pure love in a soggy little package. Just please leave the tongue in the mouth.
Being Loved On
I enjoy being pet. Scratch my nose, pet my hair, itch my back. Hell, just rub my arm. But only if it’s my idea. Otherwise you are invading my space. I’m like a cat. Affectionate when it’s my idea.
I’m addicted to spending money. It’s a compulsion. The good news is, if I don’t have the cash in hand, I don’t buy the item. And Pat controls how much and when I have cash in hand. I get 20$ a week I can blow on what I want. Sometimes it’s with instruction like buying batteries. But hey, I can get a thrill from buying batteries. Mostly because I get an insane discount and enjoy dropping just 6.50$ on 30$ worth of AA’s and AAA’s. True story.
I love role-play games whether they are live action (Vampire the Masquerade), table top (Dungeons and Dragons) or console (World of Warcraft).
That shit is alcohol in a pill form. I take a low dose but it’s enough to take the edge off. For those of you playing the home game, Ativan is my anti-anxiety.
It teaches me skills to use to better handle my moods and emotions.
There is nothing they don’t sell. And I love shopping there. I also know for a fact they treat their employees well and have great benefits.
I don’t understand how someone could not love this stuff. And there are so many ways you can make it too. Sweet, spicy, savory, yummy.
The chubbier the better. I seriously want to eat them all up. I nom my children, doesn’t everyone?
I think that’s enough for now.