So at one point, I came to realize that this weird, redish, raised splotch between my “girls” might be ring worm. At which point I semi-panicked because worms, in my skin, between my boobs? Ew!
Then I used the Google and learned ring worm isn’t actually worms, but a fungus that grows on the human body.
And that is really, the only possible sequence of events that could lead a girl to being grateful she is possibly growing fungus in her cleavage.
Direct quote from your girls: "There's a fungus among us!"
Jooker! You are BAD!
So, do you really have ringworm? What's the rest of the story?
No clue. I don't have a doc I want looking at my breasts. My OB, who is tamale, doesn't treat ring worm, and my reg doc is awesome, but I'm not comfortable with him looking at my breasts. A dermatologist would be best, but my insurance won't pay for that.