To whomever is trying to break into my wordpress account,

Look, you’re either going to have to figure out my password, or give up.  Simply trying to request or change it won’t work.  The request to change is tied to my email and my email is fairly secure.  So unless you track me down, mug me and steal my phone, you can’t get into my email.  And no, the email that shows in my wordpress profile, is not the actual email that’s tied to my sign in.  So you don’t actually even know what email address you need to break into.  But keep trying, I have unlimited text messaging.

Really, all you’re accomplishing is that you’re alerting me to your presence and telling me I need to keep an eye on things.  Oh.  And you’re giving me a much needed chuckle.  So thanks.  Really.

Sincerely,

Someone who wasn’t born yesterday