If there is one flavor on this earth I hate more than cherry, it’s black cherry. So imagine my delight to learn my new dissolvable medication is black cherry flavored. I don’t get to chew, crush, or swallow this beasty. No. I get to put it on my tongue, where all my glorious taste buds are located, and patiently wait for it to dissolve while it numbs the tip of my tongue.
Put it on my tongue, gag over it, nearly choke, have little fizzies of it hit the back of my throat, numbing the back of my throat AND the tip of my tongue, while I try not to vomit.
It was a graceful event.
Take two is tonight.