And Scene!
Me (admittedly whining through this whole exchange): What should I do with this “cake”?
(I use that term loosely. In baking said “cake” I reminded my husband why I’m not normally allowed near the kitchen and the next 9 years of marriage are now good to go.)
Pat: I don’t know, what do you want to do with it?
Me: I mean, do I have to put it away or anything?
Pat: If you don’t want it to dry out.
Me: Ok, but what should I use?
Pat: In it’s current state a butter bowl/dish (Not going to lie, half of our food storage means were bought already containing food. Such as, in this case, butter.) would work.
Me: But we don’t have any clean!
Pat: Then use saran wrap or something. I don’t know, be creative!
Me: But I’m tired and creative to me, at this point, is me throwing a towel over it and hoping for the best!
Pat: Then throw it away!
Me: No, I want to eat it!
*pause*
Me: The only thing worse than trying to find a Tupperware lid to bowl combo is trying to find one at a quarter to midnight when you’re tired.
Pat: Would you like a hug?
Me: No… I’d like a lid that would fit this bowl!
Pat laughing to the sound of a Tupperware avalanche in the kitchen
Me: Stop laughing at me!
Pat: I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you!
Me: But I’m not laughing!
Pat: You should be, this whole thing is funny!
About kmarrs
I was diagnosed with BPD in my mid 20's and have been writing about it ever since with the goal to educate, inform, and sometimes entertain. Depends on the day and topic.
Thursday, April 26th 2012 at 11:22 PM |
That actually is funny lol. I try to avoid cooking whenever I can cuz I'm not good at it either.
Friday, April 27th 2012 at 3:50 AM |
Honestly, I'm not even usually allowed near the oven. Thomas will be allowed to use it, before I'm allowed back near it.
Saturday, April 28th 2012 at 2:26 AM |
I'm sorry Pat. I really really tried, but she just wasn't interested.
Monday, June 4th 2012 at 5:10 PM |
Aw, this was a really nice post. In idea I would like to put in writing like this additionally – taking time and actual effort to make a very good article… but what can I say… I procrastinate alot and by no means seem to get something done.