Sidekick Application
Stole this.
Name: __________________________
Special Skills: _____________________________________________________
Thoughts on Bacon: ________________________________________________
Willingness to wear a unitard: ____________________________
Are leggings pants? (Circle one) Yes No What are leggings?
Favorite snacks: ________________________________________________
Do you own your own cape? __________________
How high can you jump? ____________________
Preferred coffee vendor: (Circle one) Starbucks Dunkin Donuts Carribou Seattle’s Best Intelligentsia Lavazza Local Shop
Do you have your own facebook/twitter/google+ account? _____________________
Do you currently use it for evil? (Circle one) Yes No Define evil
Weapon of choice: __________________________________
About kmarrs
I was diagnosed with BPD in my mid 20's and have been writing about it ever since with the goal to educate, inform, and sometimes entertain. Depends on the day and topic.
Sunday, January 15th 2012 at 1:17 AM |
This is hilarious! Could be a minion application just as easily. Hmm…
Sunday, January 15th 2012 at 12:17 PM |
In this case, they are one and the same.
Monday, January 16th 2012 at 12:04 AM |
Haha, awesome! Now I get to fill it out!
Name: Dawnie
Special Skills: snark, lots of snark
Thoughts on Bacon: Yes, just yes. And lots of it.
Willingness to wear a unitard: Only if it sparkles
Are leggings pants? (Circle one) No! If I can see your naughty bits, they aren't pants.
Favorite snacks: cupcakes, bacon, granola, pretty much anything portable to shove in my face
Do you own your own cape? would it freak you out to know I own three?
How high can you jump? not very high, unless you toss me
Preferred coffee vendor: (Circle one) Lavazza is my fav, then Starbucks
Do you have your own facebook/twitter/google+ account? yes to all
Do you currently use it for evil? (Circle one) Probably evil
Weapon of choice: unicorn farts and glitter grenades