I was going through my google analytics (stats for this site basically) and saw that one of the recent search terms that brought someone to my site was “my kid is a pain ” and I was like “OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE? Which kid did I immortalize on the net as being a pain?” (The fact that I didn’t know which and didn’t jump to the “I would never call them that,” immediate thoughts doesn’t look good, I realize.)

So I did a Google search with that phrase myself. The third result listed is the post about Sammy being a literal pain in my ass. So, it was the unborn child with the rep, great. But then I read it and it’s talking about sciatica which is indeed a pain in my ass caused by pregnancy and therefore the child, so yeah… It fits.

And I think I can live with that. Because well, anyone who actually read it will know I don’t really think she is a pain in the ass and don’t blame her for the sciatica. Yeah, it’s caused by her but it isn’t like she is sitting on the nerve going “Ok, how can I hurt mommy today?”

So I’m going with at least it wasn’t Luke, because then I really would be calling me kid a pain and having it show up in Google searches.

Oh, and I don’t really think she is aiming for my kidney, either. Though I do think the bladder is a purposeful target. She kicks that, I pee, she gets more room. So I don’t blame her for it.