1. When you close a door, do you close it quick and just let it slam or do you hold the knob and slowly shut it tight?
I either never close doors or I slam them. No in between.

2.Train A is moving at 60 miles an hour. Train B is moving at 22 miles an hour. They will pass each other at X time. Now what color shoes are you wearing when train A derails?
Black

3. What if M&M’s grew on trees? What color M&M tree would you have?
Blue

4. How many petals on a flower does it take to make it the perfect bloom?
42, because it’s the answer to everything.

5. I took you to spend $421.67 on you, what did we spend that money on?
My education. That would cover a class, maybe.

6. If you were a squash, what type of squash would you be?
I’d be the kind you use for decoration? I dunno. Squash is not my area of expertise.

7. Have you ever gotten a wrong number call and ended up talking to the person for longer than 5 minutes?
Nope. You’re lucky if I talk to you for more than 5 minutes on the phone even if I do know you.

8. Why haven’t you joined Berleen & Kimber at Insanity Cafe yet? Do we stink?
Who and where what?

9. Shampoo bottles say lather, rinse, repeat… do you?
Nope, they say that so you use it up faster. You hair actually need some of it’s natural oils to be strong. Why strip them all away?

10. It’s July, the year is half over. Do you see it as “whew that part is over” or best is yet to come?
Definitely “Whew that part is over”