The Kids

Me: That’s my baby back there.
Doug: No actually, it’s a lab.
Me: Those are my kids. I have two mechanical children and two human children.
Jim: What are their names?
Me: You don’t want to know but Bruce and Pepper.

Me: At a loss for words?
Jim: Yeah actually I am…

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