Flavored Rubber

I’ve taken to chewing gum. It helps my cotton mouth. I also have a habit of clenching my teeth which causes headaches, and when I chew gum I can’t do that. So yay! I’m picky though. I’ll only chew trident. I like that it has a short hard phase, a short sticky phase, and then a good long rubbery phase.

Pat says it’s not really gum.

I say bite me.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *