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Children of Borderline ParentsI don’t enjoy stepping on cheerios on my goddamn bedroom floor.

I know it’s where you and the youngest spend half the day, and where he eats his meals, but come ON! Please start picking them the fuck up. Or at least buy as the damn dog we all want.

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