Two months ago I was sure I was just constipated and it turned out to be acute appendicitis.
This time I was almost positive I was passing a kidney stone but too dehydrated to get it on my own, and it turns out I’m just constipated.
Either way it turns out I have a gallstone which explains the I’M DYING feeling I sometimes get under the bottom of my right ribcage.
I don’t know.
At least I had health insurance.