Granted, few medication side effects are pleasant, but I’ll take craving a million carves over this current constant cottonmouth leaves me in.  Alas!  After a little research, I have found a few simple, yet tasty cures.  Because I’m telling you now: I drink a gallon of water a day and my mouth is as dry as a desert.  But these cures are as delicious as a dessert!

• Lifesavers
• Jolly Ranchers (watermelon is best)
• Smarties
• Sweet Tarts
• Willy Wonka Bottlecaps
• Willy Wonka Nerds
• Willy Wonka Gobstoppers
• Colombina Sour Balls
• Blow Pops
• Lemonheads
• Jawbreakers
• Red Vines

You want hard candies, that essentially make you drool. You’d think chewing gum would help, but as Geodon also makes me clench my jaw and gum is the cure for that, I can assure you that gum still leaves my tongue feeling like sandpaper.

So go count your pennies and buy up the hard candy!  Save your blue jolly ranchers for me, please.  They are the BEST!