It Started

As I knew it would.  I’m actually late in writing this because it started almost exactly after I got to work.  Oh I was so pissed with the timing. Anyway, aside from paranoia I figured it would start.  And Pat, who normally pales about 3 shades in the face If I’m so much as 5 […]

30 Days

It would be at this point in my cycle delay that I would be peeing on a stick.  However, I have been very irregular since I got my tubes turned into bacon.  Usually I’m early but, late is just as possible I’d imagine.  I’m weighing the improbability of me getting pregnant with bacon tubes against […]

1 Year

Today is the 1 year anniversary of the last time I stepped foot inside my previous job as an active, on the clock, employee. Tomorrow is the 1 year anniversary of when I woke up paralyzed in my right leg. Remind me to thank my daughter for that.  In hind sight, it’s one of the […]



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