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No Zombie Microwave For Us

We lost our microwave. It died. As in dead, dead. Not coming back. No zombie microwave. No resurrection spell. It’s in the dumpster as we speak. Dead.

How much does a crappy but working brand new microwave cost, anyways? Oh. 75$. Well crap.

Maybe dad will go out and buy one since he can’t live without his popcorn.

Craig’s list maybe?

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