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Who’s There?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy Green.
Andy Green, who?
Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dwane.
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub — I’m dwowning!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A little old man who can’t reach the doorbell

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Gorilla
Gorilla Who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I’m hungry.

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

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