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Luke wants you to know

Children of Borderline ParentsStop trying to feed me noodles. I don’t like noodles. I’ve never liked noodles. I’m never going to like noodles. I don’t care that momma and brother like noodles. Noodles are poison. And poison might kill me. I know it’s poison. You know it’s poison. Just because momma and brother eat noodles, doesn’t mean it isn’t poison. I don’t like noodles. I like goldfish crackers. Not noodles. Next time you take me to the noodle place, bring goldfish. Goldfish aren’t poison. Noodles are poison. I don’t like poison.

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